Colonel Quotes

74 quotes by 53 authors

Hughes: (Talking for Mustang) 'I won't allow you to die under my jurisdiction because it'd be a pain to clean up the mess.' That's what… — Hiromu Arakawa
Too pissed off to cry, I said, 'This is only making me hate her. I don't want to hate her. And what's the point, if… — John Green
The enemy," retorted Yossarian with weighted precision, "is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on, and that includes Colonel… — Joseph Heller
I didn't know whether to trust Alaska, and I'd certainly had enough of her unpredictability - cold one day, sweet the next; irresistibly flirty one… — John Green
Under Colonel Korn's rule, the only people permitted to ask questions were those who never did. — Joseph Heller
Angel raised her hand. "Excuse me. What does LTC stand for?" She blinked innocently. "Loving Tender Care?"Gazzy suggested.If our instructor had had lasers for eyes,… — James Patterson
I don't suppose I can wear the flamingo tie," he said as he pulled on black socks. "It's a bit festive, given the occasion," I… — John Green
Miss Butterworth and the Mad Baron,â€ Sebastian said approvingly. â€œExcellent choice.â€ â€œYou have read this?â€ Alexei asked. â€œItâ€™s not as good as Miss Davenport and… — Julia Quinn
I abjure you,â€ Alcide said. Colonel Flood winced, and young Sid, Amanda, and Culpepper looked both astonished and impressed, as if this were a ceremony… — Charlaine Harris
Crawley reached into the pocket of his fancy robe - a dinner jacket, I think it's called. The kind of thing Professer Plum would wear… — Neal Shusterman
You were wrong. She really is the new general in town." I smiled back, hoping he wasn't aware of my body's reaction to us standing… — Richelle Mead
It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel." "Hmm." He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were meant for each… — Nora Roberts
Oh, God, Alaska, I love you. I love you,' and the Colonel whispered, 'I'm so sorry, Pudge. I know you did,' and I said, 'No.… — John Green
And I will forget her, yes. That which came together will fall apart slowly, but she will forgive my forgetting, just as I forgive her… — John Green
The Colonel explained to me that 1. this was Alaska's room, and that 2. she had a single room because the girl who was supposed… — John Green
And we'll call you...hmmm. Pudge." "Huh?" "Pudge," the Colonel said. "Because you're skinny. It's called irony, Pudge. Heard of it? Now, let's go get some… — John Green
She has great breasts," the Colonel said without looking up from the whale. "DO NOT OBJECTIFY WOMEN'S BODIES!" Alaska shouted. Now he looked up. "Sorry.… — John Green
Seek midday nourishment. Visit memorial acclaimed war hero Colonel Sanders. — Chuck Palahniuk
I'm not a general or a colonel or a builder of cities. I'm just a corpse who wants not to be. — Isaac Marion
And then I screwed up and the Colonel screwed up and Takumi screwed up and she slipped through our fingers. — John Green

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