Colonel Quotes

74 quotes by 53 authors

A worker voting for Mitt Romney is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders, — Richard Trumka
Great God of the Ants, thou hast granted victory to thy servants. I appoint thee honorary Colonel. — Karel Capek
When the anchorman is wearing a colonel's uniform, it tells you something. — Linda Ellerbee
I have a great-great-great-grandfather who was a Confederate cavalry colonel, and I still have his military composite photo on my wall. The chemicals in the… — Anson Mount
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of… — Bob Hope
I am also a Kentucky Colonel and an Honorary Mayor of Baton Rouge, Louisiana, among other things. — Jack L. Chalker
Yes. I was the first female colonel. I enjoyed being that kind of role model for young women watching the show. A woman can be… — Erin Gray
Hey, is that you Elvis? I wanna speak to the Colonel. Jump to it, you mother. — Ray Davies
BP has put more birds in oil than Colonel Sanders. — David Letterman
You folks been following the big British Petroleum oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? I'm telling you, British Petroleum has put more birds in… — David Letterman
I never stopped thinking about the Alamo from that day to this. I'm a huge collector of memorabilia. I've got Davy Crockett's bullet pouch. I've… — Phil Collins
A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders. — Larry Elder
Time is not on Gaddafi's side. People ask about the exit strategy. It's Colonel Gaddafi who needs an exit strategy because this pressure will only… — William Hague
Many years later, in front of the firing squad, colonel Aureliano BuendÃa would remember that distant afternoon his father took him to see ice. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
You know, that might be the answer â€“ to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. Thatâ€™s a trick that never seems… — Joseph Heller
What does he say?' he asked. 'Heâ€™s very sad,â€™ Ãšrsula answered, â€˜because he thinks that youâ€™re going to die.' 'Tell him,' the colonel said, smiling,… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
You can't eat hope,' the woman said. You can't eat it, but it sustains you,' the colonel replied. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
As the saying goes: God made man and woman; Colonel Colt made them equal. — Ann Coulter
He sank into the rocking chair, the same one in which Rebecca had sat during the early days of the house to give embroidery lessons,… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
The Colonel led all the cheers. Cornbread!" he screamed. CHICKEN!" the crowd responded. Rice!" PEAS!" And then, all together: "WE GOT HIGHER SATs." Hip Hip… — John Green

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