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• With one linear centimeter of your lower colon there lives and works more bacteria (about 100 billion) that all humans who have… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
• Since I came to the White House, I got two hearing aids, a colon operation, skin cancer, a prostate operation, and I… — Ronald Reagan
• African-American women who develop breast cancer are more likely to die from the disease than White women of the same age. Survival… — Frank C. Garland
• When we are very young, we tend to regard the ability to use a colon much as a budding pianist regards the… — Eric Partridge
• Take care of your colon and your colon will take care of you. — Travis Barker
• Is it a good hot dog? That’s all I want to know … I don’t think the personal health and purity of… — Anthony Bourdain
• If I keep grinning maybe my inoperable colon cancer won't hurt so much. — Tony Millionaire
• Let me tell you something, my wife died for Tuesdays ago. Cancer of the colon. We were married forty-one years. Now you… — Wally Lamb
• So inane-I cause Colon Blow pain — El-P
• I would die at the stake rather than change a semi-colon! — Edmond Rostand
• There are but a few blood purifiers and these are all in the body. We know them as the liver, kidneys, lungs,… — Herbert M. Shelton
• Lots of people think, well, we're humans; we're the most intelligent and accomplished species; we're in charge. Bacteria may have a different… — Neil deGrasse Tyson

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