College Quotes

2893 College quotes by 2074 unique authors

By the time the average person finishes college, he or she will have taken over 2,600 tests, quizzes, and exams. The right answer approach becomes… — Roger von Oech
As many conventionally unhappy parents did in the 1950s, my parents stayed together for the sake of the children—they divorced after my youngest brother left… — Bruce H. Lipton
It is often said that Americans have no sense of history. Ask a college student who Jimmy Carter was and they will likely reply that… — J. Maarten Troost
In Our Underachieving Colleges, [Derek] Bok acts as both diagnostician and healer, wielding social-science statistics and professional studies to trace the etiology of today's illnesses… — Donald Kagan
Some of the homes that have been built in the last 10 years just appall me. Why do humans need huge homes? I was born… — Elinor Ostrom
First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it. She was addicted… — Zach Braff
The greatest words you hear in college basketball are Ohio State advances. (The Iowa upset) is amazing. But again, it's all the proof you need… — Thad Matta
And there's this place called college! I mean, they want you to care, dig it, care about this education trip, and they don't care enough… — Spider Robinson
I am still amazed at the amount of Christian charity [Wellesley] stuck us all with, a kind of glazed politeness in the face of boredom… — Nora Ephron
A significant contribution to science pedagogy and to the scholarship of teaching and learning. ... [W]ill be of interest to researchers in the area of… — Unknown Author
If the state polls are right, then Mr. Obama will win the Electoral College. If you can't acknowledge that after a day when Mr. Obama… — Nate Silver
I would like to attend college in the future when I have time. I have always been interested in architecture, so perhaps I would pursue… — James Maslow
Most Christians would like to send their recruits to Bible college for five years. I would like to send them to hell for five minutes.… — William Booth
I'm going to Columbia University but I'm trying to keep that low-profile because I don't want weird people following me there. I want the experience… — Julia Stiles
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. Training is everything. The peach was… — Mark Twain
I think it is a duty I owe to my profession and to my sex to show that a woman has a right to the… — Unknown Author
I was in college, it was my first year of college when I got the show, so I've been kinda' partying a lot and drinking… — Topher Grace
Black is beautiful when it is a slum kid studying to enter college, when it is a man learning new skills for a new job.… — Whitney M. Young
The book, the college, the school of art, the institution of any kind, stop with some past utterance of genius. . . . They look… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
We changed the names of our technical schools to colleges, we expanded the eligibility for HOPE scholarships for technical training, and we added some formula… — Roy Barnes
I speak for a lot of church groups, youth groups, schools, colleges and do personal appearances. I've done conventions and trade shows. A lot of… — Donna Douglas
I ended up in college by accident. Everything in my life, I ended up in by accident. I was down south in this high school… — Pauley Perrette
I've been playing music all my life, from being a choir soloist at Symphony Hall as a youngster to playing in bands through high school… — Arthur Godfrey
Andy Paley got us a show opening for his band at an outdoor show at Simmon's College, on a Friday. — Jonathan Richman
I never studied sculpture, engineering or architecture. In fact, after college I applied to seven art schools and was rejected by all seven. — Janet Echelman

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