Best Cock Quotes

78 Cock quotes by 62 unique authors

When yuh come inna mi ramping shop. Me will quint it up two time and pop yuh cock. — Vybz Kartel
Claim the fame to call myself Bigg, Jigg, and Pac, hit the cigs a lot. Mami, she like to lick the cock, skip the drop… — Max B
I know you scared of that cock-a-doodle-do. — Justin Moore
Paris Hilton said that's hot when she saw my cock, that's hot — Hollywood Undead
The moon will illuminate my room and soon I'm consumed by my doom. Once apon a time nobody gave a fuck its all said and… — Kid Cudi
This the revenge of the dicks, that's nine cocks that cock nines. This ain't no V Tech shit or Columbine — Tyler The Creator
The down side of being outrageous is that you have to go around explaining your fucking self to people. If you're too cocky, somebody might… — Ozzy Osbourne
She cock it up pon me. Me love how she back it up pon me. — Mavado
Yo, is it ironic, this gal, a wine like a bionic? Mi mack it, mi cock it, I sink it like a Titanic. Dump pon… — Beenie Man
We get de gal dem wet. Minute man no get another shot inna de bed, gal fi run red. When it come to de sex.… — Zulu
I'm sorry that I blocked your cock... -Officer Slater — Superbad
Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock. — Superbad
We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock. -Officer Michaels — Superbad
War is upon you! Prepare to suck the cock of karma! -Ken — Pineapple Express
Aiyyo fuck it nigga buck it nigga what'chu waitin for? Him to get into his car and cock back the four? — D Block
So all y'all blow my cock No security, the show don't stop. It's goin down then the fo' gon' pop. Yeah you fuckin with a… — D Block
Sydney sucks gorilla cock — Wiz Khalifa
My bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb. Those that doubt me... suck cock by choice. — Unknown Author
I would love to sux u as muchas u want mine....so come play with my cock... u kno u want me!! — Pitbull
I have a fat cock — Master Splinter
Russia needs a cock,to f**k it hard enough,so it wont bother us. — Unknown Author
My cock is hard. — Unknown Author
I will cock the gun turn around laugh and tell the police I did it — Nicki Barbie
Yo nigga bitch real nigga suckin cock — Lil Wayne
Cock-blocking azz bitch! -Clyde — The Players Club

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