Best Cock Quotes
78 Cock quotes by 62 unique authors
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When yuh come inna mi ramping shop. Me will quint it up two time and pop yuh cock.
— Vybz Kartel
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Claim the fame to call myself Bigg, Jigg, and Pac, hit the cigs a lot. Mami, she like to lick the cock, skip the drop…
— Max B
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I know you scared of that cock-a-doodle-do.
— Justin Moore
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Paris Hilton said that's hot when she saw my cock, that's hot
— Hollywood Undead
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The moon will illuminate my room and soon I'm consumed by my doom. Once apon a time nobody gave a fuck its all said and…
— Kid Cudi
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This the revenge of the dicks, that's nine cocks that cock nines. This ain't no V Tech shit or Columbine
— Tyler The Creator
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The down side of being outrageous is that you have to go around explaining your fucking self to people. If you're too cocky, somebody might…
— Ozzy Osbourne
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She cock it up pon me. Me love how she back it up pon me.
— Mavado
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Yo, is it ironic, this gal, a wine like a bionic? Mi mack it, mi cock it, I sink it like a Titanic. Dump pon…
— Beenie Man
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We get de gal dem wet. Minute man no get another shot inna de bed, gal fi run red. When it come to de sex.…
— Zulu
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I'm sorry that I blocked your cock... -Officer Slater
— Superbad
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Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.
— Superbad
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We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock. -Officer Michaels
— Superbad
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War is upon you! Prepare to suck the cock of karma! -Ken
— Pineapple Express
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Aiyyo fuck it nigga buck it nigga what'chu waitin for? Him to get into his car and cock back the four?
— D Block
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So all y'all blow my cock No security, the show don't stop. It's goin down then the fo' gon' pop. Yeah you fuckin with a…
— D Block
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Sydney sucks gorilla cock
— Wiz Khalifa
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My bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb. Those that doubt me... suck cock by choice.
— Unknown Author
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I would love to sux u as muchas u want mine....so come play with my cock... u kno u want me!!
— Pitbull
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I have a fat cock
— Master Splinter
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Russia needs a cock,to f**k it hard enough,so it wont bother us.
— Unknown Author
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My cock is hard.
— Unknown Author
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I will cock the gun turn around laugh and tell the police I did it
— Nicki Barbie
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Yo nigga bitch real nigga suckin cock
— Lil Wayne
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Cock-blocking azz bitch! -Clyde
— The Players Club
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62 authors contributed a total of 78 Cock Quotes, led by these top contributors: