Clinton Quotes
549 Clinton quotes by 341 unique authors
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When I walked into the Christian section of a bookstore, the message was clear: Faith is something you do alone. Rick does not have much…
— Donald Miller
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Clinton's pet Labrador, Buddy, is getting neutered. The dog will never have sex again. Overnight, they've turned Buddy from a Democrat into a Republican.
— Jay Leno
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We've got a major scandal with Clinton. Plus, Halloweens on a Saturday this year.
— Unknown Author
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The reality is (Clinton's) so-called tax cut is basically giving money to people who largely don't pay taxes, so that it's really spending rather than…
— Phil Gramm
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Will now allow Reno to claim she is doing a vigorous investigation of campaign financing, when in reality Judicial Watch's public depositions show she is…
— Larry Klayman
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Add the hippie-rock-drugs atmosphere circa 1970, and you get Clinton's rechristened group Parliament, decked out in weird costumes, singing cosmic lyrics and laying down amazing…
— Eddie Griffin
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A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed the nation, he…
— Jay Leno
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Nothing will motivate conservative evangelical Christians to vote Republican in the 2008 presidential election more than a Democratic nominee named Hillary Rodham Clinton - not…
— Jerry Falwell
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Unlike scandal-monger Ed Klein’s fantastical No. 1 best-selling narrative about the supposed Blood Feud between the Clintons and the Obamas, Halper’s study is juicy and…
— Lloyd Grove
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Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be Vice President of the United States of America. Let's get that straight.…
— Joe Biden
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I think most people... would be glad to pay the same taxes they paid when Bill Clinton was president, if only they could have the…
— Howard Dean
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Hilary Clinton might have been a better pick than me.
— Joe Biden
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When I think of the person that I thought was Bill Clinton, I think he had genuine remorse. When I think of the person that…
— Monica Lewinsky
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I, myself, deeply regret what happened between me and President Clinton. Let me say it again: I. Myself. Deeply. Regret. What. Happened.
— Monica Lewinsky
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Who does Bill Clinton think got off the boat and stepped on Plymouth Rock? Peace Corps volunteers?
— P.J. O'Rourke
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Health care is too expensive, so the Clinton administration is putting a high-powered coporate lawyer - Hillary - in charge of making it cheaper. (This…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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Even as people take pride in their national independence, we know we are becoming more and more interdependent." Bill Clinton "The price for independence is…
— Steve Schmidt
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If something happened along the route and you had to leave your children with Bob Dole or Bill Clinton, I think you would probably leave…
— Bob Dole
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I believe that President Clinton considered the legal merits of the arguments for the pardon as he understood them, and he rendered his judgment, wise…
— John Podesta
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Hillary Clinton is a crook.
— Neal Boortz
Who Wrote These Clinton Quotes
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