Clever Quotes

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If every 8 year old in the world is taught meditation, we will eliminate violence from the world within one generation — Dalai Lama
You can't undo yesterday, you can work on today, tomorrow, you will wonder how you screwed up 2 days in a row — Eddie Long
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure — Unknown Author
Everyone has three lives: a public life, a private life, and a secret life. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
To be a flamboyant failure, that's better than being any kind of benign success — Malcolm Mclaren
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up — Paul Keating
At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass — Mark Twain
The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night — Otto von Bismarck
You never know where to look when eating a banana. — Peter Kay
I become more convinced that beings from other planets are using the Earth as a lunatic asylum — George Bernard Shaw
Human beings are 70% water and with some the rest is colagen — Martin Mull
I dress sexily - but not in an obvious way. Sexy in a virginal way — Victoria Beckham
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. — Janette Barber
One should not worry about the future, particularly if it hasn't happened yet. — Mel Gibson
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. — Billy Crystal
Anger is a weed; hate is a tree — Saint Augustine
A bit of lusting after someone does wonders for the skin. — Elizabeth Hurley
We've got a nation of people who have one eye looking out for the next speed camera, another looking for a speed limit sign and… — Paul Smith
A time will come when men will stretch out their eyes. They should see planets like our Earth — Christopher Wren
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. — Robert Kennedy
Message? What the hell do you think I am, a bloody postman? — Brendan Behan
Cyling has done more to emancipate women than anything else in the world — Susan B. Anthony
Between thought and expression lies a lifetime. — Lou Reed
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. — Lyman Beecher
What a man misses mostly in heaven is company. — Mark Twain

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