Clever Quotes
- My advice to you concerning applause is this: enjoy it but never quite believe it — Robert Montgomery
- It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven — Josh Billings
- A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults. — Louis Nizer
- Religion is for people who fear hell, spirituality is for people who have been there. — David Bowie
- If you really dig a chick, you should talk to her, not steal her picture. — Michael Nesmith
- Seeking to know is too often learning to doubt — Antoinette du Ligier de la Garde Deshoulieres
- I mistrust the judgment of every man in a case in which his own wished are concerned — Duke of Wellington
- I just love Chinese food. My favourite dish is number 27 — Clement Attlee
- The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you — Charles Dickens
- My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. — Ed Furgol
- Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you're drunk. Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober. — Winston Churchill
- All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal — Winston Churchill
- A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'. — Robert A. Heinlein
- Never try to have the last word. You might get it. — Robert A. Heinlein
- I don't let go of concepts -I meet them with understanding. Then they let go of me. — Byron Katie
- It is better to play than do nothing. — Confucius
- Straight-forwardness, without the rules of propriety, becomes rudeness. — Confucius
- Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. — Erma Bombeck
- It is not what you gather but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived. — Helen Walton
- What gets measured gets managed. — Peter Drucker