Clever Quotes
- He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up — Paul Keating
- At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass — Mark Twain
- The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night — Otto von Bismarck
- You never know where to look when eating a banana. — Peter Kay
- I become more convinced that beings from other planets are using the Earth as a lunatic asylum — George Bernard Shaw
- Human beings are 70% water and with some the rest is colagen — Martin Mull
- I dress sexily - but not in an obvious way. Sexy in a virginal way — Victoria Beckham
- I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. — Janette Barber
- One should not worry about the future, particularly if it hasn't happened yet. — Mel Gibson
- By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. — Billy Crystal
- Anger is a weed; hate is a tree — Saint Augustine
- A bit of lusting after someone does wonders for the skin. — Elizabeth Hurley
- We've got a nation of people who have one eye looking out for the next speed camera, another looking for a speed limit sign and… — Paul Smith
- A time will come when men will stretch out their eyes. They should see planets like our Earth — Christopher Wren
- Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. — Robert Kennedy
- Message? What the hell do you think I am, a bloody postman? — Brendan Behan
- Cyling has done more to emancipate women than anything else in the world — Susan B. Anthony
- Between thought and expression lies a lifetime. — Lou Reed
- Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. — Lyman Beecher
- What a man misses mostly in heaven is company. — Mark Twain