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P.G. Wodehouse has 280 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.
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"After all, golf is only a game", said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is…
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Golf acts as a corrective against sinful pride. I attribute the insane arrogance of the later Roman Emperors almost entirely to the…
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Confidence, of course is an admirable asset to a golfer, but it should be an unspoken confidence. It is perilous to put…
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The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.
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I wonder what Tommy Morris would have had to say to all this number 6-iron, number 12-iron, number 28-iron stuff. He probably…
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Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed lack of…
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Men capable of governing empires fail to control a small white ball, which presents no difficulties whetever to others with one ounce…
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Many bad golfers marry, feeling that a wife's loving solicitude may improve their game. But they are rugged, thick-skinned men, not sensitive…
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Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.
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Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around…
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Flowers are happy things.
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Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid,…
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My advice to Hillary would be to divorce that chump.
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Yeah know what I mean. Im no chump Im a hustla
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You make it sprinkle, I make it tsunami You get chump change, but I get money.
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