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- Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
- Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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- I kinda see my current position like this: Here's your five minutes in the toy store, so you gotta do all the… — Ben Affleck
- Some of the best projects to ever come out of Atari or Chuck E. Cheese's were from high school dropouts, college dropouts.… — Nolan Bushnell
- In 1980, Atari was bringing in around two billion dollars in revenue and Chuck E. Cheese's some five hundred million. I still… — Nolan Bushnell
- In 1980, business at my company, Chuck E. Cheese's, was thriving and I was feeling flush. So I bought a very large… — Nolan Bushnell
- The traditional spokespersons for the Evangelicals, such as Chuck Colson and James Dobson, have become alarmed about this drift away from the… — Tony Campolo
- One summer I remember, I got exposed to Chuck Berry and Buddy Holly and Buddy Holly was a very very big, made… — Eric Clapton
- I remember hearing Sonny Terry and Brownie McGhee, Big Bill Broonzy, Chuck Berry and Bo Diddley and not really knowing anything about… — Eric Clapton
- Not to be mean about it, but some great rock and rollers, like Bo Diddley and Chuck Berry, are pretty one-dimensional. — Ian Anderson
- [Chuck's wife] was standing behind me at the time and she said, 'Chuck hasn't fed himself in 19 years. So, you've got… — Dean Kamen
- Stand up, Chuck, let them see you. — Joe Biden
- For it's "guns this" and "guns that," and "chuck 'em out, the brutes," But they're the "Savior of our loved ones" when… — Rudyard Kipling
- When they bury me in a church and chuck earth on my grave, I'd like the words 'Well, at least he tried'… — Steven Morrissey