Best Christmas Day Quotes
58 Christmas Day quotes by 50 unique authors
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The one thing I remember about Christmas was that my father used to take me out in a boat about ten miles offshore on Christmas…
— John Cleese
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Most murders are committed by someone who is known to the victim. In fact, you are most likely to be murdered by a member of…
— Mark Haddon
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If a man called Christmas Day a mere hypocritical excuse for drunkenness and gluttony, that would be false, but it would have a fact hidden…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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I heard the bells on Christmas Day Their old, familiar carols play, And wild and sweet The words repeat Of peace on earth, good-will to…
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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Were I a philosopher, I should write a philosophy of toys, showing that nothing else in life need to be taken seriously, and that Christmas…
— Robert Wilson Lynd
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One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too…
— Andy Rooney
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And how did little Tim behave?” asked Mrs Cratchit, when she had rallied Bob on his credulity and Bob had hugged his daughter to his…
— Charles Dickens
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I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had become had to die.
— Craig Ferguson
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Thomas Bowman's toupee, alas, was never found. He was somewhat mollified by the gift of a very fine hat from Westcliff on Christmas day.
— Lisa Kleypas
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When God wanted to defeat sin, His ultimate weapon was the sacrifice of His own Son. On Christmas Day two thousand years ago, the birth…
— Charles Colson
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Midnight, and the clock strikes. It is Christmas Day, the werewolves birthday, the door of the solstice still wide enough open to let them all…
— Angela Carter
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If your Birthday is on Christmas day and you're not Jesus, you should start telling people your birthday is on June 9 or something. Just…
— Ellen DeGeneres
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I’m a screwed-up person who no longer knows how to communicate with the people I love. But I meant everything I told you in my…
— Matthew Quick
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Christmas day is a day of joy and charity. May God make you very rich in both.
— Phillips Brooks
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Time was with most of us, when Christmas Day, encircling all our limited world like a magic ring, left nothing out for us to miss…
— Charles Dickens
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There is a better thing than the observance of Christmas day, and that is, keeping Christmas.
— Henry Van Dyke
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Something that's of common interest to every man, woman and child on the planet must surely be the notion of 'Peace'. Without 'Peace' we cannot…
— Annie Lennox
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A woman spent all Christmas Day in a telephone box without ringing anyone. If someone comes to phone, she leaves the box, then resumes her…
— Jean Baudrillard
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Christmas is a huge thing in my family. We usually start decorating the day after Thanksgiving. We spend Christmas Eve with one set of grandparents,…
— Samantha Isler
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Adults are tempted to produce and perform Christmas for their kids and their families, and they arrive at Christmas Day weary and disillusioned.
— Ann Voskamp
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Time was with most of us, when Christmas Day, encircling all our limited world like a magic ring, left nothing out for us to miss…
— Charles Dickens
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Done wrapping my Xmas Gift... One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present..This season…
— Nix
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Aye,Get your back off the wall, Dontcha ya get comfortable.. Looking so Hot I think that I might Fall, Feeling like its my Birthday,like Christmas…
— Little Mix
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On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time to cheat him all the more The other three hundred…
— Tom Lehrer
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God rest ye merry, gentlemen. Let nothing you dismay. Remember, Christ, our Saviour. Was born on Christmas day.
— Matt Belsante
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50 authors contributed a total of 58 Christmas Day Quotes, led by these top contributors: