Chopped Quotes

82 quotes by 74 authors

What a strange expression said the herbalist who would compare themselves to chopped liver in the first place? If you have to to choose an… — Christopher Paolini
If you lay one hand on Simon, vampire, I'll have you chopped up into tiny pieces and fed to my cat. Understand? — Cassandra Clare
And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned,… — Terry Pratchett
Jack furiously chopped vegetables. "Captain Dependable! Wait, we vetoed that one. The Divine Door Maker? Too much? Hmm...Handsome Hero, but maybe I should move away… — Kiersten White
You'd think getting chopped into a million pieces and cast into the darkest part of the Underworld would give him a subtle clue that nobody… — Rick Riordan
And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem? 'Oops, oh, no, my girlfriend just died! Clumsy me, in trying to perform CPR, I chopped off… — Barry Lyga
I hate fussing about in the kitchen when I have people over to supper, so I make a rich beef stew cooked in wine with… — Deborah Moggach
Jerusalem artichokes have a great affinity with nuts. I love them with chopped walnuts or almonds, lemon juice, garlic, herbs and plenty of olive oil. — Yotam Ottolenghi
Lunch is a big huge salad with every color in it. From leafy greens to purple to herbs, fresh cut herbs mixed into it for… — Christie Brinkley
If you cook chopped tomatoes with all of their juices, it takes a long time for the sauce to reach the right consistency. By then,… — Geoffrey Zakarian
I don't care if you call it AO for Adults Only, or Chopped Liver or Father Goose. Your movie will still have the stigma of… — Jack Valenti
He chopped up peppers, mixed them with vinegar and Avery Island salt, put the mixture in wooden barrels to age and funneled the resulting sauce… — Unknown Author
Dont fear a man with a gun coz chances of surviving are too high ,fear a thug with a knife coz one mistake you,d get… — Koos Matlala
No matter who we are in this world== we all are born with just two choices== angels and demons appear on both shoulders== every subconscience… — Dru Stone
Don't stick it out there if you can't afford to have it Chopped Off! — Tracy Estes
Everything we did, we did live - and then Bobby took it home and chopped it up and edited it. Which is pretty much what… — Charlie Hunter
Our relationship was like my music, chopped up, screwed up. — Tyler The Creator
It's been a long time since I busted on a glock but every corner that I hit, I left it screwed up and chopped. — Unknown Author
So when it come to this gangsta, homie I got it locked and if I put that drop on the block, I'm unable to stop… — Trae Tha Truth
Half a million dollar car. Half a million dollar watch. No roof on the Drophead. Phantom It got karate chopped... — Ludacris

Who Wrote These Chopped Quotes

74 authors contributed a total of 82 Chopped Quotes, led by these top contributors: