Chopped Quotes

82 quotes by 74 authors

We'll be chopped up before you can say 'King Maggot'. — Tamora Pierce
Don't start an argument with somebody who has a microphone when you don't. They'll make you look like chopped liver. — Harlan Ellison
For instance," said the boy again, "if Christmas trees were people and people were Christmas trees, we'd all be chopped down, put up in the… — Norton Juster
Om rubed his head. This wasn't god-like thinking. It seemed simpler when you were up here. It was all a game. You forgot that it… — Terry Pratchett
But this tree in the yard-this tree that men chopped down...this tree that they built a bonfire around, trying to burn up it's stump-this tree… — Betty Smith
It's like you said the other day," said Adam. "You grow up readin' about pirates and cowboys and spacemen and stuff, and jus' when you… — Neil Gaiman
When you chopped logs with the ax and they split open they smelled beautiful, like Christmas. But when you split someone's head open it smelled… — Kate Atkinson
We could have chopped down the sycamore with this... — Brian Jacques
[Stephanie] 'You see, Mrs. Mayer was going on about George's lodge, and how he wanted to be buried with his ring, and so Grandma had… — Janet Evanovich
i was joking with isabelle about vampires right before it happened. just trying to make her laugh, you know? what freaks out jewish vanpires? silver… — Cassandra Clare
STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like… — Rachel RenÃ©e Russell
Miss Caroline seemed unaware that the ragged, denim-shirted and floursack-skirted first grade, most of whom had chopped cotton and fed hogs from the time they… — Harper Lee
Your mother sounds like a formidable woman," Valek said into the silence. "You have no idea," Leif replied with a sigh. "Well, if she's anything… — Maria V. Snyder
Now, as far as I knew, he (Luke) was still sailing around on his demon-infested cruise ship while the chopped-up Lord Kronos re-formed, bit by… — Rick Riordan
And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a friend chopped up my sister. — Jeff Lindsay
If it works out, it's the best thing in the world. If it doesn't work out, it's like having your heart torn out and chopped… — Laurell K. Hamilton
The apples stewed with prunes are excellent, except for the prunes, I won't eat prunes myself. Well, there was one time when Hobb chopped them… — George R. R. Martin
Oh, do you have A Tale of Two Cities?" "That silly thing? Men going around getting their heads chopped off for love? Ridiculus." Will unpeeled… — Cassandra Clare
Dr. Warthrop chopped off my finger with a butcher knife. — Rick Yancey
Really! Between you and Eragon, I seem to spend most of my time among the Varden healing people to silly to realize they need to… — Christopher Paolini

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