Chopped Quotes
82 quotes by 74 authors
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We'll be chopped up before you can say 'King Maggot'.
— Tamora Pierce
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Don't start an argument with somebody who has a microphone when you don't. They'll make you look like chopped liver.
— Harlan Ellison
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For instance," said the boy again, "if Christmas trees were people and people were Christmas trees, we'd all be chopped down, put up in the…
— Norton Juster
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Om rubed his head. This wasn't god-like thinking. It seemed simpler when you were up here. It was all a game. You forgot that it…
— Terry Pratchett
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But this tree in the yard-this tree that men chopped down...this tree that they built a bonfire around, trying to burn up it's stump-this tree…
— Betty Smith
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It's like you said the other day," said Adam. "You grow up readin' about pirates and cowboys and spacemen and stuff, and jus' when you…
— Neil Gaiman
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When you chopped logs with the ax and they split open they smelled beautiful, like Christmas. But when you split someone's head open it smelled…
— Kate Atkinson
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We could have chopped down the sycamore with this...
— Brian Jacques
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[Stephanie] 'You see, Mrs. Mayer was going on about George's lodge, and how he wanted to be buried with his ring, and so Grandma had…
— Janet Evanovich
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i was joking with isabelle about vampires right before it happened. just trying to make her laugh, you know? what freaks out jewish vanpires? silver…
— Cassandra Clare
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STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like…
— Rachel Renée Russell
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Miss Caroline seemed unaware that the ragged, denim-shirted and floursack-skirted first grade, most of whom had chopped cotton and fed hogs from the time they…
— Harper Lee
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Your mother sounds like a formidable woman," Valek said into the silence. "You have no idea," Leif replied with a sigh. "Well, if she's anything…
— Maria V. Snyder
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Now, as far as I knew, he (Luke) was still sailing around on his demon-infested cruise ship while the chopped-up Lord Kronos re-formed, bit by…
— Rick Riordan
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And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a friend chopped up my sister.
— Jeff Lindsay
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If it works out, it's the best thing in the world. If it doesn't work out, it's like having your heart torn out and chopped…
— Laurell K. Hamilton
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The apples stewed with prunes are excellent, except for the prunes, I won't eat prunes myself. Well, there was one time when Hobb chopped them…
— George R. R. Martin
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Oh, do you have A Tale of Two Cities?" "That silly thing? Men going around getting their heads chopped off for love? Ridiculus." Will unpeeled…
— Cassandra Clare
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Dr. Warthrop chopped off my finger with a butcher knife.
— Rick Yancey
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Really! Between you and Eragon, I seem to spend most of my time among the Varden healing people to silly to realize they need to…
— Christopher Paolini
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