Chocolate Quotes

741 Chocolate quotes by 553 unique authors

In 1879 chocolate and peanut butter joined forces. But shut and up joined forces hundreds of centuries before. Both still to this very day work… — Ash Sweeney
Real nigga back in the house again. Black Timbs all on your couch again. Black dick all in your spouse again. And I know she… — Kanye West
If joke make people happy, You're my biggest joke. If chocolate taste sweet, your lips are the best chocolate. If you are the nicest gift,… — Mose
I would say I'm eating chocolate but because your sweet I'm going to say I'm eating you!!! =O — Gold
Today may be Valentines day, but tomorrow is 1/2 price chocolate day!! — Kylee
I Want To Go Back To The Time When Drinking meant Chocolate Milk, When Dad Was The 0nly Hero, When Love Was Mom's Hug, When… — Bernajoy Vaal
If God Was A Woman.... Sex would smell like chocolate — Nikhil Saluja
A broken trust is like a melted chocolate, no matter how much you try , you won't ever get it in its original form. — Punkinhead Abhishek
Milk chocolate, white chocolate, chocolate kisses, dark chocolate, caramel, chocolate nuts, chocolate fudge, hot chocolate. That's what's on my mind — Punkinhead Abhishek
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate Happy frndship day — Addy
Some believe that love is only warm feelings But it is not true Love is not just roses, hugs, chocolate and tingling in your heart… — Jmvq
Never let raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies be the reason you have trust issues. — Levita Charin
Happiness is: 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A… — Carissa Aydaa
No disrespect to you yellow redbone niggas but us chocolate mudbone niggas the s*** you better know it lol pre-approved by every woman in your… — Tony G
Endulzas mi vida todas las formas posibles. Cada chocolate en tu boca, es un beso que planto en tu labios. — James Melendez
Life is like many things but not like a box of chocolate it is not very sweet it actually taste bitter life is more like… — Unknown Author

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