Chili Quotes

40 Chili quotes by 39 unique authors

Chili, spice of red Thursday, which is the day of reckoning. Day which invites us to pick up the sack of our existence and shake… — Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
Embarrassment felt a lot like eating chili peppers. It burned in the back of your throat and there was nothing you could do to make… — Sarah Addison Allen
I bet you a handful of Chili's coupons that Jesus had a foot fetish. — Corey Taylor
It stinks of trains and that chili with the chocolate in it. Ooooh, books!" he exclaimed suddenly, making a beeline for the small library. (Al) — Kim Harrison
Chili dogs, funnel cakes, fried bread, majorly greasy pizza, candy apples, ye gods. Evil food smells amazing -- which is either proof that there is… — Jim Butcher
The Chili Peppers have a real strict two-week on/two-week off policy - aside from me, everybody has families. — Josh Klinghoffer
Grace- [on the phone] Yes. This is Grace Adler of Grace Adler Designs. I was in there yesterday. I told you I would be back… — Will & Grace
Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup, mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco sauce, cayenne pepper, or any other condiment which destroys the… — Henry Miller
Rage Against the Machine just broke up. The Chili Peppers are taking a hiatus. I just heard Newsted quit Metallica. It's going to be interesting… — Les Claypool
We didn't gel with Poison and the Bon Jovi. Bon Jovi was the best of the pop metal bands, but we never fit in with… — Gary Cherone
She told me to spice-up the relationship .. So I started to throw chili powder on her face and nw we dont talk..lol.. — Ritzy
I met the guys through a friend of a friend, and their former drummer had quit. I wasn't too familiar with the Chili Peppers before… — Chad Smith
Would you shut up! Let me tell you something. NTL owes us 300 grand. Now, from my understanding, Chili Palmer took that money and gave… — Cedric The Entertainer
Note to self...Never take a chili vodka shot. EVER!! — Candace Bailey
I just ate 20 chicken nuggets and the new chili cheese fries from Wendy's. I don't know how that happened.... — Sarah Hyland

Who Wrote These Chili Quotes

39 authors contributed a total of 40 Chili Quotes, led by these top contributors: