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Andy Samberg has 46 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If I watch an episode of SNL, and there's one thing that I liked, then that's a good episode.
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Obviously, SNL has a lot of viewers, but the potential for a movie is through the roof.
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I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both…
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I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops.
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It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't…
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I've always felt that if something is polarizing, that's usually the stuff I like the most. If something is taking a chance…
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Class Day is a terrible name for a day when you don't have to go to any class.
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If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars,…
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You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. No, that's…
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No matter how much it's growing, the Internet still is a pretty specific demographic. It doesn't necessarily represent the general populace.
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I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a…
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I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and I've always…
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We hunger for significance, for signs that our personal existence is of special meaning to the universe. To that end, we’re all…
— Neil deGrasse Tyson
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I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich.
— Dara O Briain
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I gut check my show. I say, I say, "Gut, gut, does that feel true to you?" And Gut says, "Yes it…
— Stephen Colbert
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Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is…
— Andy Roddick
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I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well…
— Tommy Cooper
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When I'm at craft services, I make the best-tasting,10-layer meat and cheese sandwich with no bread.
— Kellan Lutz
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You people would convict a grilled cheese sandwich of murder and the people wouldn’t question it.
— Charles Manson
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First of all, I'ma live forever, but if I do die I'ma smack God upside the head and tell him to get…
— Riley Freeman
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Who do you think would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?
— Andy Samberg
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I had a ham-and-cheese sandwich last night. It was the best sandwich I ever had. Just wonderful. White bread, American cheese, ham,…
— Fred Willard
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