Cheese Quotes

540 Cheese quotes by 422 unique authors

You can't be judgmental about babies. They are all have different needs. I was left with an enduring hatred of cheese because it was forced… — Robert Winston
In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse. — Hector Hugh Munro
I used to live with two other guys. We used to cook two things. The first one was called 'cheese... thing' and that was where… — Dylan Moran
Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy. — Seth MacFarlane
Jiu Jitsu is a mousetrap. The trap does not chase the mouse. But when the mouse grabs the cheese, the trap plays its role. — Helio Gracie
When I was a small boy, my father told me never to recommend a church or a woman to anyone. And I have found it… — Unknown Author
The King's cheese is half wasted in parings: But no matter, 'tis made of the people's milk. — Benjamin Franklin
Male egos require constant stroking. Every task is an achievement, every success epic. That is why women cook, but men are chefs: we make cheese… — Belle de Jour
I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better. — Eric Bristow
When you love something, whether it's jam and cheese sandwiches or wearing your pyjamas as pants, you forget that it was ever anything other than… — Unknown Author
Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the… — William H. Macy
I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the top of the Empire State Building, but what's wrong with little… — Jack Handey
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn't designed to catch mice at all, but to protect little cheese "gems" from burglars. — Jack Handey
Soon as the thund-ah enters my lungs-ah I start gettin hungry wheres that balogna Crackers and cheese zuzus and whams Icy white honey bun ooohh… — Unknown Author
Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen. — Kevin McAllister
The price of oil is rising because of all the unrest in the Middle East. And the unrest in Wisconsin is causing the price of… — Jay Leno
Its diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. — Jolene Blalock
At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and… — Jase Robertson
We hunger for significance, for signs that our personal existence is of special meaning to the universe. To that end, weâ€™re all too eager to… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
Boxing is fascinating. It's good for the soul to be made to feel clumsy. I swank around during the week thinking I'm a big cheese,… — Hugh Laurie

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422 authors contributed a total of 540 Cheese Quotes, led by these top contributors: