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• Let's start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can…
• Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.
• Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with…
• Uncool is a cool resting place. The pressure's off me.
• Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you…
• Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly,…
• I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh.
• I love to eat. That's why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don't walk away from a meal…

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