Channel Quotes
446 Channel quotes by 381 unique authors
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The jonas brothers are the reason I watch disney channel!
— Jonas Brothers
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I have tried to channel your anger, Raphael, but more remains. Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward it is an unconquerable enemy.
— Master Splinter
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Gators and ostrich, you know we in power, you could see my outfit on the Discovery Channel. I'm a stunner, my bitches train like robots,…
— Tony Yayo
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Wish you were committing Suicide suckin' on a mother fuckin' tailpipe. Dead man walking on a tight rope. Limbless in the middle of a channel…
— Mudvayne
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Ive just kind of stopped doing everything. I never change the channel in my trailer. I just watch reruns of House of Payne and Two…
— Robert Pattinson
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You already know, she get it from her momma, fresher than the rest, yes! Shwaty be the best, yes! Gucci, channel, louis and prada, fresh!
— Rock City
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Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone. Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
— Anchorman
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We must learn to view change as a natural phenomenon-to anticipate it and to plan for it. The future is ours to channel in the…
— Unknown Author
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Fans, don't even think about changing the channel, because we've learned that at our competition, Mick Foley, who used to wrestle here as Cactus Jack,…
— Tony Schiavone
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You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals. So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
— The Bloodhound Gang
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Maybe you died 'cause everybody ask me where you at, I try to channel you in hopes that I could steer you back.
— Nicki Minaj
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Fans catch us on Animal Planet, tracking hoes and attacking faster than foes can change the channel, whoa.
— Earl Sweatshirt
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Just because youre on the Disney Channel and you always have a smile on your face, they think youre perfect, and its obvious that nobodys…
— Demi Lovato
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Aint on my period, but I got a new pad. Channel 5; news flash P*ssy clean; who smash?
— Nicki Minaj
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Lights off light a candle power forward point guard handles like a celebrity trying to dodge scandals the finish line is in sight breaking news…
— Franko
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Brandon McCaw has 754,678,854,456 platinum championships in golf in real life and that was on channel 6. He can master any golf course in the…
— Brandon Mccaw
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Dear Disney: You should stop making the girls fall in love with their guy best friend. Sincerely, The people who don't watch Disney Channel because…
— Unknown Author
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Brandon McCaw and Johnson Joseph are the best beach volleyball champions in the world. Their record is 567,356,864,367 wins and 0 losses. They have 853,378,964,743…
— Brandon McCaw
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I got a BRIT Award recently. And that was something four years ago that I would have died for. But when I finally got that…
— Lily Allen
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Brandon McCaw went on every ride at six flags and he got all this on video tape and the Video Tape is called SIX FLAGS…
— Brandon McCaw
Who Wrote These Channel Quotes
381 authors contributed a total of 446 Channel Quotes, led by these top contributors: