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• All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts and baseball…
• Strict gun laws are about as effective as strict drug laws...It pains me to say this, but the NRA seems to be…
• It's no coincidence that female interest in the sport of baseball has increased greatly since the ballplayers swapped those wonderful old-time baggy…
• A Pessimist sees the glass as half empty; A Cub Fan wonders when it's gonna spill.
• Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea…
• It's unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous to see…
• Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another.…
• Newspapers, magazines and other publications have the constitutional right to be offensive, even disgusting. As evidence of that, just watch this space…
• God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west.
• It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a…
• When I asked him how long he had been driving a taxi, he said, Dree mouse.
• In attacking the young, the liberal, and the black, Daley was in the mainstream of America's mass prejudices. The Democratic party may…

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