Cereal Quotes

137 Cereal quotes by 131 unique authors

I love Kashi. I eat cereal like a little kid. I carry it in my purse. — Carrie Underwood
For whatever reason, I enjoy eating soggy cereal. — Jason Dolley
I feel better all day if I start off by eating healthy. Breakfast is simple: multigrain toast with natural peanut butter, oatmeal, yogurt, fruit, or… — Natalie Morales
I dress and eat like a fifth-grader, basically. I like sandwiches and cereal and hooded sweatshirts. — Peter Dinklage
Really the topic of breakfast cereal is generally a very boring one. — Josh Homme
I love my job, and I love books. I read anything, including cereal boxes. I care deeply about what people think of my books, and… — Lisa Scottoline
The next time someone gets in my face to fight, I'll show them pictures on my phone of an ant I once drowned in some… — Nikhil Saluja
I stepped on a cornflake today! So I am a cereal killer now — Hussein Nishah
As long as we've got somewhere to sleep, a bowl of cereal, and a coloring book, we'll be fine. -Louis Tomlinson — One Direction
Ghetto Santa eats cereal with a fork to save on milk. — Josh Q
"I love the movie previews... you know... Why is it whenever you're watching a movie preview you always feel like you have to comment on… — Jim Gaffigan
The major Jewish dietary laws rest on a single premise: Eating meat is a moral compromise. There is a difference between eating a hamburger and… — Harold S. Kushner
I'm bout to go loco you playn with my coko, 9mm no cereal imma bout to go cereal. — Young Jeezy
The sky had a baby from my cereal box! — Spongebob
7am, waking up in the morning. Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs. Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal. — Rebecca Black
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal. Seein' everything, the time is goin' — Rebecca Black
You can underrate me, but I know what I'm worth. A diamond in God's dirt, a diamond in winter. Watch the Simpsons and eating some… — Kendrick Lamar
Brian: You gotta get your shit together, man. Peter Bretter: I'm trying to. It's so hard here. Brian, everywhere I look I'm reminded of her,… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Girl I got neighbors, put your face in the pillow. Hit it all night, in the mornin ate cereal. — J Stalin
Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like… — Peter Griffin

Who Wrote These Cereal Quotes

131 authors contributed a total of 137 Cereal Quotes, led by these top contributors: