Cereal Quotes
137 Cereal quotes by 131 unique authors
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I love Kashi. I eat cereal like a little kid. I carry it in my purse.
— Carrie Underwood
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For whatever reason, I enjoy eating soggy cereal.
— Jason Dolley
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I feel better all day if I start off by eating healthy. Breakfast is simple: multigrain toast with natural peanut butter, oatmeal, yogurt, fruit, or…
— Natalie Morales
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I dress and eat like a fifth-grader, basically. I like sandwiches and cereal and hooded sweatshirts.
— Peter Dinklage
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Really the topic of breakfast cereal is generally a very boring one.
— Josh Homme
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I love my job, and I love books. I read anything, including cereal boxes. I care deeply about what people think of my books, and…
— Lisa Scottoline
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The next time someone gets in my face to fight, I'll show them pictures on my phone of an ant I once drowned in some…
— Nikhil Saluja
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I stepped on a cornflake today! So I am a cereal killer now
— Hussein Nishah
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As long as we've got somewhere to sleep, a bowl of cereal, and a coloring book, we'll be fine. -Louis Tomlinson
— One Direction
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Ghetto Santa eats cereal with a fork to save on milk.
— Josh Q
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"I love the movie previews... you know... Why is it whenever you're watching a movie preview you always feel like you have to comment on…
— Jim Gaffigan
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The major Jewish dietary laws rest on a single premise: Eating meat is a moral compromise. There is a difference between eating a hamburger and…
— Harold S. Kushner
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I'm bout to go loco you playn with my coko, 9mm no cereal imma bout to go cereal.
— Young Jeezy
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The sky had a baby from my cereal box!
— Spongebob
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7am, waking up in the morning. Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs. Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal.
— Rebecca Black
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Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal. Seein' everything, the time is goin'
— Rebecca Black
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You can underrate me, but I know what I'm worth. A diamond in God's dirt, a diamond in winter. Watch the Simpsons and eating some…
— Kendrick Lamar
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Brian: You gotta get your shit together, man. Peter Bretter: I'm trying to. It's so hard here. Brian, everywhere I look I'm reminded of her,…
— Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Girl I got neighbors, put your face in the pillow. Hit it all night, in the mornin ate cereal.
— J Stalin
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Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like…
— Peter Griffin
Who Wrote These Cereal Quotes
131 authors contributed a total of 137 Cereal Quotes, led by these top contributors: