Cereal Quotes

137 quotes by 131 authors

As a writer, I need an enormous amount of time alone. Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching… — Paul Rudnick
I didn't come out of a cereal box. — Bob Dylan
Deprived of their newspapers or a novel, reading-addicts will fall back onto cookery books, on the literature which is wrapped around bottles of patent medicine,… — Aldous Huxley
We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think. — Rod Serling
Weren't we all crazy in our sleep? What was sleep, after all, but the process by which we dumped our insanity into a dark subconscious… — Jeff Lindsay
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. — Robert Orben
I married a damned cereal killer — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
We think about mortality so little, these days, except to flail hysterically at it with trendy forms of exercise and high-fiber cereals and nicotine patches. — Tana French
There had been a popular joke on Freedom, started by a man named Calder. Looking down from space, he had said, the dominant life forms… — Larry Niven
I was grateful for cereal --- the only food that my tummy, riddled by pangs of infatuation, could handle. — Craig Thompson
That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on… — John Green
You're children. Don't you want a home, a family?" "With, like, vitamin-fortified cereal and educational television? — James Patterson
It was hard to feel the right emotions at the right times. They didnâ€™t come at all when you set a place for them, and… — Ann Brashares
But then, Cap'n Crunch in a flake form would be suicidal madness; it would last about as long, when immersed in milk, as snowflakes sifting… — Neal Stephenson
Thatâ€™s Narmer with the spoon,â€ I guessed. â€œAngry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal? — Rick Riordan
Another two-bowl morning?" - Damien Maslin asking Zoey Redbird if her love of cereal was the reason she was almost late for Vamp Soc class — P. C. Cast
I get off on a man with strong moral fiber. The closest Barrons ever gets to fiber is walking down the cereal aisle at the… — Karen Marie Moning
Of course, we all inevitably work too hard, then we get burned out and have to spend the whole weekend in our pajamas, eating cereal… — Elizabeth Gilbert
On the morning of the fourth day, Jamie tipped a switchblade out of his box of cornflakes. Â â€œI think these promotional campaigns have really… — Sarah Rees Brennan
Leaves covered pavement like soggy cereal. — Patricia Cornwell

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