Caught Quotes

1906 quotes by 1473 authors

Mom used to say I didn't run away from home my destiny just caught up with me at an early age. — Red Skelton
I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens. — Rodney Dangerfield
Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe. — Rodney Dangerfield
I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster. — Rodney Dangerfield
I got caught up on drugs for a few years, I'm off it, I'm very happy, got two kids and a family and everything. And… — Vanilla Ice
If you want to have a relationship, at some point you have to let yourself get caught. That's what I did. I got caught. — Alexandra Guarnaschelli
I see it all the time in politics. If a candidate gets caught in a lie, he quickly tries to change the subject by throwing… — Joe Scarborough
This is all about a media war that continues to rage between the old and new media. Unfortunately for our soldiers, these brave Americans are… — Joe Scarborough
Some people say that you should go to all the parties, to the nightclubs, the Viper Room, and make contacts. And I look at them… — Paul Walker
Big scandal on the new 'Survivor' series. The white, the black and the Hispanic teams were caught cheating off the Asian team. — Jay Leno
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife. — Spike Milligan
I'm from really humble beginnings. I've never been this Hollywood diva, but you get caught up in what you're pretending to be. — Heidi Montag
Every role you play is literally - and I've said this before - every single role that you play, the only way you can connect… — Terrence Howard
I was sort of caught up in my own web of illusion. — Richard Beymer
Brazil is in a solid position. In the past, if the United States sneezed, we caught pneumonia. Today, if the United States sneezes, we sneeze… — Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva
I was 3-years-old - to this day it is a vivid memory. My family and I were on a boat, catching fish. As one fish… — Joaquin Phoenix
Drama is easier to do because you just have to have the emotion and not get caught acting, but comedy is much harder. — Patrick Dempsey
Every punch that's thrown is mine. Every punch that's caught, I catch.... — Denzel Washington
A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they're very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what's really important… — Calista Flockhart
I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the women's room for number two. I've been caught several… — Creed Bratton

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