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• Just sent a text and auto-fill changed 'console' to 'condolences' It's too early for subtext...
• My room smells like chlorine and feels like a Tom Waits song. Which is kinda cool, except I didn't ask for it.
• Drinks are for closers.
• Moments away from starting a new era of E3 coverage for me. I think I have butterflies in my stomach. Or perhaps…
• Had a dream last night where my butcher called me an apologist.
• Hey Game Industry..stop fucking me in the eye today. If you have bad news give it to me during work hours...that's professional.
• My wonderful wife is packing my snacks ahead of E3. She's wondering whether this is E3 or some Junior French Legion. Regardless,…
• 2016...when is that? Will we have flying cars and a cure for procrastination by then?
• There's something apropos about announcing a console on a grey, gloomy day that makes me want to stay inside.
• If I catch anyone making lemonade from my lemons I will shit on their lawn.
• There's always an airport and there's always a bald, angry man.

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