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- If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been 'Catch Me In Two Days'. — Frank Abagnale
- Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense to catch… — Red Auerbach
- There is a way to look at the past. Don't hide from it. It will not catch you if you don't repeat… — Pearl Bailey
- The catch phrase for the day is 'Do an act of kindness. Help one person smile.' — Harvey Ball
- Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. — Dave Barry
- Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. — Dave Barry
- You cannot be happy with your family while being personally unhappy with your work. It's a Catch-22 kind of thing. — Mikhail Baryshnikov
- To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job. — Simone de Beauvoir
- Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they are going to catch you in next. — Henry Ward Beecher
- Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship. — Ambrose Bierce
- My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No… — Erma Bombeck
- I just like to catch fish, I don't care if it weighs half a pound or 10 pounds. But I can't do… — Terry Bradshaw