Cat Quotes

2174 Cat quotes by 1209 unique authors

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing. — William S. Burroughs
Like all pure creatures, cats are practical. — William S. Burroughs
My relationships with my cats has saved me from a deadly, pervasive ignorance. — William S. Burroughs
I don't wake up each morning saying, 'Oh, wow, it's me. I think I'm the cat's meow. I'm the best.' — Jeb Bush
My first cat was named Cowboy, after the Dallas Cowboys. — Jenna Bush
They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, 'Can he name a kitten?' — Samuel Butler
I'm not afraid to play ugly - look at 'Adaptation.' I looked like a turd that a cat had coughed up. — Nicolas Cage
'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.' — Lewis Carroll
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched. — Miguel de Cervantes
A novel must be exceptionally good to live as long as the average cat. — Lord Chesterfield
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. — Winston Churchill
A friend is, as it were, a second self. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web... Now even my cat has its own… — William J. Clinton
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. — Jean Cocteau
As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the… — Cleveland Amory
When I was a young boy, I preferred cats to dogs. From the age of seven or eight onwards I just felt more comfortable with… — Ian Anderson
I take care of my flowers and my cats. And enjoy food. And that's living. — Ursula Andress
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party. — George Carlin
Don't ever, ever, ever give up, because you're here for a reason, even if it's just to laugh at cats on the internet. — Jenna Marbles
You're not a kid anymore. You have the right to choose your own life. You can start again. If you want a cat, all you… — Haruki Murakami

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