Cat Quotes

2174 Cat quotes by 1209 unique authors

Wherever a cat sits, there shall happiness be found. — Stanley Spencer
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. — Jeff Valdez
Cats are our last best chance to have a dysfunctional relationship. — Unknown Author
A cat is never vulgar. — Carl Van Vechten
No matter how tired or wretched I am, a pussycat sitting in a doorway can divert my mind. — Mary Eleanor Wilkins Freeman
Cats love one so much - more than they will allow. But they have so much wisdom they keep it to themselves. — Mary Eleanor Wilkins Freeman
In my house you have to talk to cats because, being ten of them, there are a lot of important things you have to say… — Unknown Author
I tell you, I was as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a roomful of rockers! — Tennessee Ernie Ford
Every ship should have a cat. — Alan Villiers
While you might see a cat on a hot tin roof, a dog on a hot tin roof would be yowling its head off. — Bruce Fogle
If cleanliness is next to godliness, surely our cats must go to heaven and sit on the arm of God's throne. — Jerry Climer
If the claws didn't retract, cats would be like Velcro — Bruce Fogle
The cat, it is well to remember, remains the friend of man because it pleases him to do so and not because he must. — Carl Van Vechten
Cats do not keep the mice away; it is my belief that they preserve them for the chase. — Unknown Author
No cat purrs unless someone is around to listen. — Elizabeth Marshall Thomas
The lack of imagination or invention most people display in naming pussies is almost beyond credence. — Carl Van Vechten
A cat has to be in a very bad mood if a human cannot coax him to purr. — Derek Tangye
It is a curious truth that many cats enjoy warmer, more convivial, even affectionate relationships with humans than they could ever do with fellow felines. — Bruce Fogle
How do you summon up courage to dismiss a cat who is paying you a compliment of sitting on your lap? — Derek Tangye
There's a good reason catas say me-ow rather than we-ow or you-ow. — Unknown Author
It is remarkable, in cats, that the outer life they reveal to their masters is one of perpetual boredom. — Robley Wilson
Another cat? Perhaps. For love there is also a season; its seeds must be resown. But a family cat is not replaceable like a wornout… — Irving Townsend
Ever since its founding in 1913, the Fed has described itself as an "independent" agency operated by selfless public servants striving to "fine-tune" the economy… — Thomas DiLorenzo
It is 10 years since I used drugs or drank alcohol and my life has improved immeasurably. I have a job, a house, a cat,… — Russell Brand
I think smart is sexy. I like smart people. People that are comfortable with themselves I think is very sexy. My cat is really sexy. — Gina Gershon

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