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Cat Quotes by Ambrose Bierce
- Cat: a soft indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.
- HUMORIST, n. A plague that would have softened down the hoar austerity of Pharaoh's heart and persuaded him to dismiss Israel with his best wishes,…
- SACRED, adj. Dedicated to some religious purpose; having a divine character; inspiring solemn thoughts or emotions; as... the Cow in India; the Crocodile, the Cat…
- FIDDLE, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.
- A cat is a soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.
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