Cat Quotes

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Your rat tail is all the fashion now. I prefer a bushy plume, carried straight up. You are Siamese and your ancestors lived in trees.… — Raymond Chandler
When a Cat adopts you there is nothing to be done about it except to put up with it until the wind changes. — Thomas Stearns Eliot
What's virtue in a man can't be virtue in a cat. — Mary Abigail Dodge
People who wish to salute the free and independent side of their evolutionary character acquire cats. People who wish to pay homage to their servile… — Anna Quindlen
Cats are a waste of fur. — Rita Rudner
At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their… — Lilian Jackson Braun
If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. — Albert Einstein
King old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always to to a good man, they say. — Virginia Woolf
Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of the garden was… — Terry Pratchett
Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right. — Terry Pratchett
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family effort… — Terry Pratchett
Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a door at the… — Terry Pratchett
Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many people would suggest… — Terry Pratchett
Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this new 'fire' stuff on the… — Terry Pratchett
Cats are independent, by which I mean smart. — Dave Barry
Any cat that misses a mouse pretends it was aiming for the dead leaf. — Charlotte Gray
Two cats can live as cheaply as one, and their owner has twice as much fun — Lloyd Alexander
The cat in gloves catches no mice. — Benjamin Franklin
What if it was cats who invented technology, would they have TV shows starring rubber sqeaky toys? — Douglas Coupland
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten. — Doug Larson

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