Cat Quotes

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I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream. — William Shakespeare
Cats sleep Anywhere, Any table, Any chair, Top of piano, Window-ledge, In the middle, On the edge. — Eleanor Farjeon
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. — P.G. Wodehouse
A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so easy, he has only to… — Albert Einstein
It is with the approach of winter that cats...wear their richest fur and assume an air of sumptuous and delightful opulence. — Pierre Loti
Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time… — Roger Caras
By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog. — Barbara Holland
If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence. — Will Cuppy
A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him. — William Lyon Phelps
The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends... — Hector Hugh Munro
One cat just leads to another. — Ernest Hemingway
In the image of the lion made He kittens small and curious. — Heinrich Heine
A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings. — William Ralph Inge
When addressed, a Gentleman Cat does not move a muscle. He looks as if he hasn't heard. — May Sarton
The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. Nor upon a cold stove lid. — Mark Twain
It is easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities… — P.J. O'Rourke
Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in,… — Lilian Jackson Braun
Cats, as a class, have never completely got over the snootiness caused by the fact that in ancient Egypt they were worshipped as gods. This… — P.G. Wodehouse
The great charm of cats is their rampant egotism, their devil-may-care attitude toward responsibility, their disinclination to earn an honest dollar... — Robertson Davies
I have never known a cat that couldn't quiet me down just by walking slowly past my chair. — Rod McKuen

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