Cartoon Quotes

325 Cartoon quotes by 254 unique authors

Inasmuch as I am a spiritual man, I do believe in God - I think that He created an order for the world; I believe… — Douglas Coupland
We knew - but didn't want to know - what was going to happen, the sky descending upon our heads like the shadow of a… — Aleksandar Hemon
If your opponent has you by fifty pounds, winning a fight against him is a dubious proposition, at best. If your opponent has you by… — Jim Butcher
I let out a laugh that sounded more like the yip of a startled poodle. "Superp-powers? I wish. My powers aren't winning me a slot… — Kelley Armstrong
My God, that scene in Monster Inc. where the monsters realise that their entire world is founded on hurting children -look at that for a… — Russell T Davies
It's all in her walk, a cartoon swagger. Part Jayne Mansfield, part Muhammad Ali. Men never know if it's an invitation upstairs or an invitation… — Emma Forrest
All right. Tell me what I'm looking at." From the improvised Rolling Stones T-shirt bag tied to my sash, Bob the Skull said, in his… — Jim Butcher
Another guy barked orders to a small army of brooms, mops, and buckets that were scuttling around, cleaning up the city. "Like that cartoon," Sadie… — Rick Riordan
This was the kid who used to toddle over to my bed at 6 o’ clock in the morning every weekend morning to pull on… — Jordan Sonnenblick
He dropped the rest of the Cokes into the grave and pulled out a white paper bag decorated with cartoons. I hadn’t seen one in… — Rick Riordan
So are you turning out like them? Do you still write and draw?" "yeah, but I don't do anything personnal or profound. My parents take… — Elizabeth Chandler
I loved IRON MAN: Robert Downey Jr. has been and probably will be my favourite actor for a long time…but IRON MAN, THE INCREDIBLE HULK,… — Grant Morrison
There is a famous Russian cartoon in which a hippopotamus, in the bush, points out a zebra to another hippopotamus: 'You see,' he says, 'now… — Alain Robbe-Grillet
There’s a whole psychological reason for those cartoons about good against evil. We have "Superman" and all those other hero people, so that we can… — Michael Jackson
Scientists need to invent a way to make DNA work like in cartoons. — Ryan North
[on the future of hand-drawn animation] I'm actually not that worried. I wouldn't give up on it completely. Once in a while there are strange,… — Hayao Miyazaki
I'm in a Roadrunner cartoon, Sinclair. And I'm the coyote. — MaryJanice Davidson
Ian sighed wanly. "I once had the means to be gaga over art–before I found myself in a country where the standard of beauty is… — Gordon Korman
Saturday morning was their unrestricted television time, and they usually took advantage of it to watch a series of cartoon shows that would certainly have… — Jeff Lindsay
The cartoon me writes the books cartoon people read in the cartoon world, because they need things to read there too. — Neil Gaiman
He'd woken up after flying from Boston to Montana to find his da cooking breakfast for them: sausage and pancakes shaped like deer. It wasn't… — Patricia Briggs
When I say "The good man gave his good dog a good meal," I use "good" analogically, for there is at the same time a… — Peter Kreeft
Remember: It costs nothing to encourage an artist, and the potential benefits are staggering. A pat on the back to an artist now could one… — Kevin Smith
John flung himself into a pseudo-karate stance, one hand poised behind him and one in front, posed like a cartoon cactus. I thought for an… — David Wong
I like physics, but I love cartoons. — Stephen Hawking

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