Cartoon Quotes

325 Cartoon quotes by 254 unique authors

Home gigs can be hard because it's an odd collision. More than anything, I feel self-conscious when my family are in the audience. I'm doing… — Dylan Moran
I've never canceled a subscription to a newspaper because of bad cartoons or editorials. If that were the case, I wouldn't have any newspapers or… — Richard M. Nixon
It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart… — Trey Parker
I don't want all of American cinema to be big cartoons that are just made to be digested by the entire world. — Alexander Payne
What does it say about a president's policies when he has to use a cartoon character rather than real people to justify his record? What… — Mitt Romney
Julia progresses from cradle to grave, showing how government makes every good thing in her life possible. The weak economy, high unemployment, falling wages, rising… — Mitt Romney
The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. — David Sedaris
When you get into statistical analysis, you don't really expect to achieve fame. Or to become an Internet meme. Or be parodied by 'The Onion'… — Nate Silver
I constantly watch 'The Simpsons' and an English cartoon called 'The Raccoons' and 'Gummi Bears.' I was obsessed with ninja films, and the 'Teenage Mutant… — Matt Smith
I grew up on comics and cartoons. So, as an adult, I like comics and cartoons. — J. Michael Straczynski
I love CNN. I love the Cartoon Network. I mean, I thought these things up. — Ted Turner
Why does this person who is sitting behind a desk and never watches cartoons is arguing about what cartoons should be like. Its so creepy… — Jhonen Vasquez
Okay, let's talk about cartoon labels for half a second - some people think anything with a dog or a car or a colorful alien… — Gary Vaynerchuk
When I was 12 years old, I was hanging out with 23-year-olds. I was into cartoons and Pokemon, and they're all talking about girls. It… — Shaun White
People in Britain see Richard Quest as a kind of an offensive cartoon character. — John Oliver
PowerPoint is like being trapped in the style of early Egyptian flatland cartoons rather than using the more effective tools of Renaissance visual representation. — Edward Tufte
It doesn't matter what you do. In the end, you are going to be judged, and all the times that you're not at your most… — Dan Chaon
I think you would like Warren. He drinks Courvoisier in a Coke can, and has a laugh like you'd find in a cartoon bubble. — Amy Hempel
I draw because words are too unpredictable. I draw because words are too limited. If you speak and write in English, or Spanish, or Chinese,… — Sherman Alexie
I think the world is a series of broken dams and floods, and my cartoons are tiny little lifeboats. — Sherman Alexie
A miracle to confound natural law, a baffling reversal of the inevitable consequences . . . a miracle. . . . An act of high… — Tim O'Brien
Recently , crowds of thousands gathered throughout the Muslim world - burning European embassies, issuing threats, taking hostages, even killing people - in protest over… — Sam Harris
Man's wobbly little mind isn't equipped for hauling around the great unknowns. Very few people realize, there's no point chasing after answers to life's important… — Marisha Pessl
Like a cartoon world, where the figures are flat and outlined in black, jerking through some kind of goofy story that might be real funny… — Ken Kesey
If the cartoon were completely accurate, though, life would be a cacophany of spoinks. — Steven Pinker

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