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Kingsley has 21 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Sit yo ass down in a corner and stfu.
• I dont know why youre asking me for fashion advice like I am some fashion ah-guru, I am no Lady GA-GA.
• Go listen to Gernade by Bruno Mars and pretend that someone gives a shit.
• I dont like Selena, and I most definitely DO NOT support Jelena. Mad? Stay mad. Cause I dont give a fuck.
• IOS7 better have a black emoji.
• Wait. No. Like forreal. Is butter a carb?
• You're supposed to pull up to the scene with your ceiling missing, not your hubcaps and rear-view mirror.
• Anybody who would answer the doorbell during The Purge is white.
• Ladies, that is unacceptable. Get naked, look in the mirror and say 'my vagina is beautiful' until you believe it. We must…
• If you close at 1am, why the fuck are you called 24 Hour Fitness? Bye.
• I'll kill your vibe if I so fucking please.
• I don't really care about getting lucky...I'm up all night because I have insomnia.

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