Kingsley Quotes
- Sit yo ass down in a corner and stfu.
- I dont know why youre asking me for fashion advice like I am some fashion ah-guru, I am no Lady GA-GA.
- Go listen to Gernade by Bruno Mars and pretend that someone gives a shit.
- I dont like Selena, and I most definitely DO NOT support Jelena. Mad? Stay mad. Cause I dont give a fuck.
- IOS7 better have a black emoji.
- Wait. No. Like forreal. Is butter a carb?
- You're supposed to pull up to the scene with your ceiling missing, not your hubcaps and rear-view mirror.
- Anybody who would answer the doorbell during The Purge is white.
- Ladies, that is unacceptable. Get naked, look in the mirror and say 'my vagina is beautiful' until you believe it. We must raise your pussy…
- If you close at 1am, why the fuck are you called 24 Hour Fitness? Bye.
- I'll kill your vibe if I so fucking please.
- I don't really care about getting lucky...I'm up all night because I have insomnia.
- Bitches be deep throatin dick but chokin on a toothbrush.
- Drop kick me like Miguel so I know it's real.
- I feel as though Pitbull would excel in a geography bee.
- Shine bright like a flashlight.
- You're all a buncha saggy dicks.
- You can't just ask people why they're white.
- Aye girl, you hungry? How bout some Dick-fil-A?
- I just realized Chris Brown compared all you bitches to plates and bowls.