Camping Quotes

81 Camping quotes by 74 unique authors

Any man, in the right situation, is capable of murder. But not any man is capable of being a good camper. So, murder and camping… — Jack Handey
When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call… — Carlos Mencia
Just so you know, I hate camping. I'm not so much appreciating the fact that there's no bathroom out here. 'Nature calls' while walking in… — Colleen Houck
The muffled drum's sad roll has beat; The soldier's last tattoo; No more on Life's parade shall meet; The brave and fallen few. On Fame's… — Unknown Author
The rite of passage of learning to build a fire that will burn all night with one match is not an insignificant one in my… — Sarah Wayne Callies
Some friendships are formed by a commonality of interests and ideas: you both love judo or camping or making your own sausage. Other friendships are… — David Sedaris
A western buckaroo, I share his scorn for people who go camping by the book, relying on the authority of some half-assed assistant scoutmaster whose… — Wallace Stegner
Desert springtime, with flowers popping up all over the place, trees leafing out, streams gushing down from the mountains. Great time of year for hiking,… — Edward Abbey
I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call "indoorsy"... My wife always brings up, "Camping's a tradition in… — Jim Gaffigan
My hobbies are mountain biking, horseback riding and packing, canoeing and kayaking, hiking, camping, cooking, and skiing. — Douglas Preston
What particular experiences will nourish your soul? No one can prescribe that for you; it is something only you can know and experience. What is… — Jean Shinoda Bolen
I like golf, hiking, camping, boating and fishing. — Bryan Clay
My parents had us very young. We lived in a modest house. We built forts, we hiked, we went camping and they wanted us to… — Brooklyn Decker
I found Elvis on the Internet, I went camping with a young cadet, he showed me his bayonet. — Mary Chapin Carpenter
I like reading, writing, hiking, camping, free running, surfing, rock climbing, long boarding, and so much more. — Nolan Gould
I like going to museums and stuff, but I also like going out and doing lots of physical activity like camping and hiking. I like… — Nicholas D'Agosto
My earliest memory from childhood is of fishing with my father. And I remember vividly we were in a store, and we were buying a… — David Suzuki
Prior to his takeover of Iran, Ayatollah Khomeini was camping near Paris, giving daily news conferences to a fawning international press corps without a murmur… — Alexander Haig
love is like Someone is camping in your head — Helen Fisher
How hard to realize that every camp of men or beast has this glorious starry firmament for a roof! In such places standing alone on… — John Muir
Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall, he makes us all go to Assateague, which is an island on the… — Dave Barry
Men who have lost their conviction of what is good and what is bad find themselves without a sextant to check their position by. We… — John Dos Passos
I'd say that, in addition to actually taking my brother and sister and I camping and hiking and river rafting all our lives and introducing… — Edward Norton
I hate camping, but I love summer camp. — Zooey Deschanel
When I was younger, my family would go camping and fishing on our ranches. My dad loves being around all kinds of animals. He's the… — Paris Hilton

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