Camel Quotes

93 quotes by 85 authors

I named my camel Katrina. She was a natural disaster. She slobbered everywhere and seemed to think the purple streak in my hair was some… — Rick Riordan
Luxury cruises were designed to make something unbearable (a two week transatlantic crossing) seem bearable. There's no need to do it now, there are planes.… — Tina Fey
On horseback you feel as if you're moving in time to classical music; a camel seems to progress to the beat of a drum played… — Walter Moers
I want you to see that the person I glimpsed running beside the camel, running to save my life, is the person you can choose… — Lucy Christopher
You'd think that would have been forgotten long ago. But no, no sooner has a little grass grown over it than some clumsy camel comes… — Kerstin Gier
I thought you wanted to catch a camel," you tried again. "No." "I want to." "Well, you go then." You laughed. "I want your beautiful… — Lucy Christopher
Sometimes it isn't easy to be sane, smart, and responsible. Sometimes it sucks. Sucks wang. Camel wang. But that doesn't turn wrong into right or… — Jim Butcher
There are some who say that sitting at home reading is the equivalent of travel, because the experiences described in the book are more or… — Daniel Handler
When I write this in bed, I can almost hear the echo of the wind over the sand, or the groans of wooden panels around… — Lucy Christopher
A fox looked at his shadow at sunrise and said, â€œI will have a camel for lunch today.â€ And all morning he went about looking… — Khalil Gibran
I heard someone say that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to get… — Willard Wigan
When I got to Grinnell College, I was part of the black turtleneck sweater and Camel cigarette crowd of poets and writers. — Peter Coyote
They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard… — Allan Sherman
I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier… — Jesus Christ
We had too much camel in the fridge, so I tried some ways to preserve it. — Unknown Author
So... the elephant says to the camel why do you have 2 boobs on your back? the camel replies that's a pretty stupid question coming… — Ritu Ghatourey
Never get the saying wrong on camels day ... I'm telling you now DO NOT... beware of the camel stay safe kids... — Natalya Johnson
Let us remember some of His great Miracles. He is Muhammad with The long lasting Miracle, The Holy Qur'an. He is Muhammad to whom the… — Babloo
At 20 a man is a peacock, at 30 a lion, at 40 a camel, at 50 a serpent, at 60 a dog, at 70… — Baltasar Gracian
A camel is a horse designed by a committee — Unknown Author

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