Camel Quotes
93 quotes by 85 authors
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Philosophy is the stray camel of the faithful; take hold of it wherever ye come across it
— Muhammad
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Seven star hotels, Maybach, movie sick. Big bitches, knock-kneed camel-toed groupie shit. Women walk around while security on camelback. Club on fire now, niggas don't…
— Busta Rhymes
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I got more hoes than I can handle, I'm on top of the cake like a candle, They mad at us cause we stackin bucks,…
— Short Dawg
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One dip in that toxic muck and your DNA will be permanently mutated. You'll grow a camel hump or a Zoidberg face. -Fry
— Futurama
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Uhh, Man fuck them bitches and them hoes. And them niggas pussies, camel toes.
— Lil Wayne
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Facebook hoe...E-mail bullys, I can see your camel toe.
— Ludacris
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Instead of killing yourself wait until a year from now where you say, Holy fuck, I can't believe I was going to kill myself before…
— Unknown Author
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Donkey praised the beauty of camel and camel praised the melody of donkey.
— Yssubramanyam
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God blesses those who are poor and realize their need for him, for the Kingdom of Heaven is theirs ! Believers who are poor have…
— Glen Rambharack
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Elephant; Hey Camel ... Why do u have boobs on you back? Elephant; *Giggles* Camel: Look who's talking, I'm not the one with a dick…
— Nishan Panwar
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Let us remember some of His great Miracles. He is Muhammad with The long lasting Miracle, The Holy Qur'an. He is Muhammad to whom the…
— Rosie P
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I think some girls should be restricted from wearing yoga pants! I just saw a camel toe that looked like a queen size mattress folded…
— Nishan Panwar
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Who needs the zoo when you can go to Walmart and see camel toes for free.
— Nikhil Saluja
Who Wrote These Camel Quotes
85 authors contributed a total of 93 Camel Quotes, led by these top contributors: