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I'm too tall to be a girl, I never had enough dresses to be a lady, I wouldn't call myself a woman. I'd say I'm… — Julia Roberts
The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack… — Drew Carey
Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just yell, 'Don't abuse… — Eugene Mirman
If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044. — Eugene Mirman
Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like 'you gotta get your finances… — Mike Birbiglia
I don't know why people call me a jazz singer, though I guess people associate me with jazz because I was raised in it, from… — Sarah Vaughan
I am what you call a non-believer. I don't even want to say I'm an atheist because frankly I don't want to join their club… — Kathy Griffin
According to current Florida law you can get a gun, follow an unarmed minor, call the police, have them explicitly tell you to stop following… — John Oliver
After nearly 15 minutes of soul searching, I have heard the call. Nation, I will seek the office of the president of the United States.… — Stephen Colbert
So what? A lobbyist cheated Indian tribes out of $25 million then laundered their money through phony Christian charities trying to stop other Indian tribes… — Stephen Colbert
Now, I don't see color. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me 'sir'. — Stephen Colbert
What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven't seen before. — Robin Williams
I have a friend that has five kids and she went through a trial separation with her husband, and she didn't have time to be… — Faith Ford
As my old professor Carl Sagan said so often, 'When youâ€™re in love, you want to tell the world.â€™ And I base my beliefs on… — Bill Nye
I have written some songs, but I would really call what I've done poetry at the end of the day, because I'll sit with my… — Amanda Seyfried
I used to fight the pain, but recently this became clear to me: pain is not my enemy; it is my call to greatness. But… — Henry Rollins
I have no use for people who hunt for what they call sport — Mercedes McCambridge
I would [call myself a feminist], yes. I believe in the unadulterated advancement of women. And we have so far to go still. I do… — Rashida Jones
It's all about love. We're either in love, dreaming about love, recovering from it, wishing for it or reflecting on it. That's what this record… — Michael Buble
I heard someone say the other day that they thought it was sexier to call someone their fiance instead of their husband or wife. — Leelee Sobieski

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