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Janeane Garofalo has 80 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.
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I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going…
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People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don`t want to have children.
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I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.
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Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins...and sometimes I'll just eat the…
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Granted, not really a joke, but how often do you get a mic in your hand? You know? So. I am sorry…
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There's always [on women's magazines] that great photo of the actress or model lifting up her shirt just to show you the…
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You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It's a wonderful, wonderful way for really stupid people to…
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All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?
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When I see guys in bars wearing the real fitted kind of Calvin Klein v-neck t-shirts I just want to go up…
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Anybody who French bashes just might as well wear a badge that says 'I am a follower! I don't think for myself…
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To a right-winger, unions are awful. Why do right-wingers hate unions? Because collective bargaining is the power that a worker has against…
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Let me tell you what the Cain Doctrine would be, as it relates to Israel if I were president. You mess with…
— Herman Cain
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...there's nothin' in life that's worth doin', if it cain't be done from a horse...
— Unknown Author
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The sentence of the first murderer was pronounced by the Supreme Judge of the universe. Was it death? No, it was life.…
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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God the first garden made, and the first city Cain.
— Abraham Cowley
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James Cain - faugh! Everything he touches smells like a billygoat. He is every kind of writer I detest, a faux naix,…
— Raymond Chandler
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How do you beat Obama? Beat him with a Cain!
— Herman Cain
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That skull had a tongue in it, and could sing once: how the knave jowls it to the ground, as if it…
— William Shakespeare
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Let me arrest thy thoughts; wonder with me, why plowing, building, ruling and the rest, or most of those arts, whence our…
— John Donne
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Remember, Christians, Negroes, black as Cain, /May be refin'd and join th' angelic train.
— Phillis Wheatley
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We are a most solitary people, and we live, repelled by one another, in the gray, outcast cities of Cain.
— Edward Dahlberg
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The American people have entered upon the mightiest civic struggle known to their history. ... The Golden Rule is rejected by the heads…
— James B. Weaver
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The Jews' guilt of the crucifixion of Jesus consigned them to perpetual servitude, and, like Cain, they are to be wanderers and…
— Pope Innocent III
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