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Wiz Khalifa has 935 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Three things I want in a relationship: Eyes that won't cry, lips that won't lie, and love that won't die.
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Tailor gang they rolling up those paper planes.
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Being single doesn't necessarily mean you're available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" on your…
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Don't leave something good to find something better. Once you realize you had the best, the best has found better.
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My life, my choices, my mistakes, my lessons- NOT YOUR BUSINESS.
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If another girl ever steals your man, there's no better revenge than letting her keep him. REAL MEN CAN'T BE STOLEN.
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I come from a place where people get high, the grades get low, and if someone has a secret EVERYONE KNOWS.
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How much for the bottle, put it on my tab. Hop out like a model all them foreign tags. Get so drunk…
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So many rings, my fingers starting to hizzurt. If you didnt know me you did swear I had that wizzork.. and I…
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Now filet mignon come with every meal. I swear to God that I'm so high, Feel like i am going up a…
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People ask me why it is so hard to trust and I ask them why is it so hard to keep a…
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Worrying is stupid. it's like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain.
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I'm a R.O.C.K star and I can play with that pussy like I play my guitar.
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