C K Quotes

19 quotes by 19 authors

The c**k isn't a muscle so it doesn't grow in relation to the shoulders, say, or the pectorals. You can't make it bigger through exercise,… — Arnold Schwarzenegger
Louis C. K. is one of my all time favorite standup comedians. — Aubrey Plaza
There are some guys I know for a fact, like Louis C.K., who always talk about how not-great of an actor he is, and he's… — Denis Leary
How Do you spell relax?" I whispered, holding his head with my hands. I think the answer is f-u-c-k-m-e." He answered. — Yasmine Galenorn
Louis C.K. directs his show, which is very much like a series of short films. — Mike Birbiglia
I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks… — Greg Behrendt
Things that make me laugh range from a wonderful stand-up like Jerry Seinfeld, Louis C.K. and Chris Rock to my son Gabe, who does great… — Jason Alexander
I like Louis C.K., Chris Rock. Old schools like Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy. — Adam DeVine
Louis C. K. makes me laugh, I must say. — Chris O'Dowd
When w I l l y o u r e a l I z e h o w m u c h I f u… — Priyanka
People said you were using me - is that true? What was the problem, me or you? Did you love me or were you just… — Im Nothing
I'm a R.O.C.K star and I can play with that pussy like I play my guitar. — Lil Wayne
Suck My D I C K — Wiz Khalifa
Booby look like Bic ; cause HE got a , small D I C K . — Polokid 88
Watching Romantic Love movies will F U C K You Up. — Shardaya Johnson
I say te amo mucho to you now but you were only mi carozon for a minute. I thought I could trust you with my… — Megan Sartin
Bullies are so weak that they so jealous of yo ass, seriously F-U-C-K OFF — Ashley Rashid
Why the f.u.c.k am I blocked?:( I fucking didnt do anything wrong!!:( — Maryam
C.L.I.C.K. means: C= cant live without u L= love u I= I miss u C= care about u K= kiss from my heart 2 u.… — Udigwe Vinsnt

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