Best Burglar Quotes

38 Burglar quotes by 35 unique authors

Debbie had to get up and slice me a thick piece of cake before she could answer. And I do mean thick. Harry Potter volume… — Maureen Johnson
The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!" "That's one of the drawbacks… — Charles M. Schulz
But she was already in. Gareth couldn't help but stand back in admiration. Hyacinth Bridgerton was clearly a natural born athlete. Either that or a… — Julia Quinn
You may not like my burglar, but please don't damage him. — J.R.R. Tolkien
What advice would I give the average homeowner to protect himself against burglars? Well, the first thing is to keep a light on in the… — Woody Allen
I may be a burglar...but I'm an honest one, I hope, more or less. — J.R.R. Tolkien
A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else. — O. Henry
If experience teaches us anything at all, it teaches us this: that a good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. — H. L. Mencken
An infant prodigy of nine is shoved upon the stage in white. She starts off in a dismal whine about a dark and stormy night,… — Noel Coward
Owners who buy aggressive dogs for security may be kidding themselves: The chances that the victim of a fatal dog attack will be a burglar… — Jon Katz
Even a burglar hesitates to go back for more. — Isoroku Yamamoto
After several thousand years, we have advanced to the point where we bolt our doors and windows and turn on our burglar alarms - while… — Morris Mandel
Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar! Have you taken anything for it? — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Burglar Quotes

35 authors contributed a total of 38 Burglar Quotes, led by these top contributors: