Bug Spray Quotes by Bruce Lansky

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Bruce Lansky has 12 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.
• What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?
• Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
• On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.
• I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot…
• The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray.
• Some golfers fantasize about playing in a foursome with Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead. The way I hit I'd rather…
• I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing.

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