Bruce Lansky Quotes
- Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.
- What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?
- Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
- On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.
- I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the…
- The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray.
- Some golfers fantasize about playing in a foursome with Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead. The way I hit I'd rather play in a…
- I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing.
- We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.
- I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.
- My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.
- Golf has more rules than any other game because golf has more cheaters than any other game