Broom Quotes

67 Broom quotes by 64 unique authors

After that, he tried to go upstairs through the broom cupboard, and then the yard. This seemed to puzzle him a little. But finally he… — Diana Wynne Jones
Let’s see . . . ah, yes, this is nice and cozy.” It was a broom cupboard. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
...just because I don't have on a silly black costume and carry a silly broom and wear a silly black hat, doesn't mean that I'm… — E L Konigsburg
There should be less talk. . . . What do you do then? Take a broom and clean someone's house. That says enough. — Mother Teresa
I can juggle, not well... I can balance a broom on my chin. I can do very simple carny tricks, a little sleight of hand… — Rich Sommer
When I was eight, my pals and I went up to my bedroom, put on our party frocks and mimed to ABBA records using broom… — Kylie Minogue
Shine like the day I set cosmic eyes on you, friend, by the light of the sweet squash in my lovely laser broom. — Bradley Chicho
DEPUTY, n. A male relative of an office-holder, or of his bondsman. The deputy is commonly a beautiful young man, with a red necktie and… — Ambrose Bierce
Heaven knows I'm sick and tired of dancing with this broom. — Def Leppard
I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My… — Afroman
Your dick gets less action than a broom in a swiffer household. — HamsterNuts
My stability and my santity come from my roommates. I have friends outside of the show, thank God. They are like my sisters and are… — Evangeline Lilly
Seeking: Man with broom. Want to be swept off my feet. — Laura S
My words are stronger than the way I look,my tongue is like a tongue of a snake,whn I talk they bcm screwed,im like a king… — Lunatchy Ortiz
A broom that consitutes a nuisance at sight,become use when the room is dirty. — Don Stainless Wizzy
A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation. — Nikhil Saluja
When life sweeps you on your ass,get yourself a bigger broom. — Wanda Samples

Who Wrote These Broom Quotes

64 authors contributed a total of 67 Broom Quotes, led by these top contributors: