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Janeane Garofalo has 80 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.
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I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going…
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People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don`t want to have children.
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I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.
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Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins...and sometimes I'll just eat the…
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Granted, not really a joke, but how often do you get a mic in your hand? You know? So. I am sorry…
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There's always [on women's magazines] that great photo of the actress or model lifting up her shirt just to show you the…
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You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It's a wonderful, wonderful way for really stupid people to…
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All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?
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When I see guys in bars wearing the real fitted kind of Calvin Klein v-neck t-shirts I just want to go up…
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Anybody who French bashes just might as well wear a badge that says 'I am a follower! I don't think for myself…
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To a right-winger, unions are awful. Why do right-wingers hate unions? Because collective bargaining is the power that a worker has against…
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Not on morality, but on cookery, let us build our stronghold: there brandishing our frying-pan, as censer, let us offer sweet incense…
— Thomas Carlyle
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I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I…
— Janeane Garofalo
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Art is too popular. If plumbing was as popular as art is we would have amateur plumbers running around brandishing wrenches and…
— Walter Darby Bannard
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Jealousy always has been my cross, the weakness and woundedness in me that has most often caused me to feel ugly and…
— Anne Lamott
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I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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Langdon turned to Sophie. "Who is that? What... happened?" Teabing hobbled over. "You were rescued by a knight brandishing an Excalibur made…
— Dan Brown
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A knife!" I yelled, still brandishing my pillow. "Jim, I command you to get me a gelding knife. If this guy wants…
— Katie MacAlister
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These days everyone was insisting on their identity, coming out as a man, woman, gay, black, Jew - brandishing whichever features they…
— Hanif Kureishi
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Professor Flitwick had dried himself off and set Seamus lines ("I am a wizard not a baboon brandishing a stick")
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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Let me get this straight. you want me to go stomping through a graveyard brandishing a bottle of booze to rouse an…
— Jeaniene Frost
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I think every red-blooded male enjoys brandishing a firearm.
— Scott Adkins
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