Bra Quotes

131 quotes by 106 authors

Today, My little brother stomped into my room and through a bra at my face He then yelled THIS THING DOESN'T WORK! I wonder what… — Sheryne Brooks
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, here fill this out..? — Azgraybebly Joslan
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered… — Jeffrey Sarpong
Mom, I'm 16 now. Can I have a Bra? No, John. — Nikhil Saluja
No, leave that bra on. 'Coz I'm gonna fuck your boobies right out of it. is a romantic thing to say right before making passionate… — Nikhil Saluja
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the Hell Happened to your bra and panties. — Nikhil Saluja
Dress, high heels, make-up and the cutest bra, they heartbreakes who claim that they got the fewest flaws — Mario Dean
No sports bra, lets keep it bouncin. — Kanye West
All of a sudden she starts boasting about how high and big her boobs are, what she dosent know is that I KNOW shes wearing… — Unknown Author
I'm a girl I don't smoke. I don't drink. I don't party every weekend. I don't wear three inches of makeup. I don't put slutly… — Paige Hyland
No, leave that bra on. 'Cause I'm gonna fuck your tits right out of it. is a romantic thing to say right before making passionate… — Nikhil Saluja

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