Bra Quotes

131 quotes by 106 authors

Somone asked on anon for mah bra size and I said''Plot Twist;I'm a boy. I don't have boobs. So I don't have a bra. Kay?… — Jasmine Laura
A friend can make you get tears of blood but a friend may be the bra you use to make sense of your life — Marlene
I gurantee you I'm going to be the most stupidest person you'll ever meet! xD like forreal, I'm so stupid I get tangled up in… — Patience
Friends are like a good bra, supportive, hard to find, and always close to your heart! — Mercy Pheona
Every time that you get undressed I hear symphonies in my head I wrote this song just looking at you oh, oh Yeah the drums… — Jason Derulo
You're as fake as that padded bra you're wearing — Green Monk
I dont smoke. I dont drink. I dont party every weekend. I dont wear three inches of make up. I dont post sultry pictures of… — Girls Army
I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. — Dolly Parton
Oh, completely liberating because even if you don't do a woman right, you just have to put on high heels a wig, a bra and… — Kevin McDonald
Make sure you frisk me good. Check my panties and my bra. — Rihanna
Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls! — Khloe Kardashian
Ay yo shorty, won't you go get a bag of the 'leak-thru' I'll be undressed in the bra all see thru. — Lil Kim
Two divas how ya solve dat (Get Em), Easy Just loosen up da bra strap. Make em feel sexy. — Jim Jones
Yeah my transporter's cute but got a real flat chest. Put a brick in her bra she a 36 F. — Tony Yayo
Probably why I'm always getting hated on. Now shorty tryna push up on me like a wonder bra. Listen when I speak out I wouldn't… — Remy Ma
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back. Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl. — Unknown Author
Bra think he hard till he see dat 4 4 cocked, silence on tha tip so it poke 'em like a flu shot — Lil B
Aye dat marvins room is so fy bra wanna make a mixtape wit ya — Lil Wayne
Just becuase you were born naked doesnt mean you have a right too walk about the streets with say your bra on and that — Unknown Author
Your friend ia like a bra always there for sopport — Will Ferrell

Who Wrote These Bra Quotes

106 authors contributed a total of 131 Bra Quotes, led by these top contributors: