Bottle Quotes

692 quotes by 568 authors

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles... ...they call this… — Dr. Seuss
Only a fool tries to reconstruct a bunch of grapes from a bottle of wine. — Jeanette Winterson
I didnâ€™t go to religion to make me happy. I always knew a bottle of Port would do that. If you want a religion to… — C.S. Lewis
We split a bottle of Norman cider. Not everybody sells Norman cider by the bottle. "Has a European feel" Susan said. "That sounds terrific" I… — Robert B. Parker
But before he went loopy he was the life and soul of the party," said Fred. "He used to down an entire bottle of firewhiskey,… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father,… — P.G. Wodehouse
Ho! Ho! Ho! To the bottle I go To heal my heart and drown my woe Rain may fall, and wind may blow And many… — J.R.R. Tolkien
If only there could be an invention that bottled up a memory, like scent. And it never faded, and it never got stale. And then,… — Daphne du Maurier
Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)... There are just some kind… — Harper Lee
Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila ,… — Kim Harrison
By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams. — Jon Stewart
Do you know what I am going to tell you, he said with his wry mouth, a pint of plain is your only man. Notwithstanding… — Flann O'Brien
So I sit there kicked my heels, thinking about New Orleans, and watching a morbid blue-bottle fly attempt to commit suicide by butting his head… — Thomas Bailey Aldrich
Hey, have you heard that one about the difference between me, Wit, and my loutish cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, so I walk into a bar,… — Chip Kidd
Most of you guys can't see the potential in a nervous breakdown. A real collapse. There's more chance of finding yourself in a major depression… — Keith Ablow
Imagination is the politics of dreams; imagination turns every word into a bottle rocket. . . . Imagine every day is Independence Day and save… — Sherman Alexie
He wasn't a complete human being at all. He was a tiny bit of one, unnaturally developed; something in a bottle, an organ kept alive… — Evelyn Waugh
I'm an outlaw, not a philosopher, but I know this much: there's meaning in everything, all things are connected, and a good champagne is a… — Tom Robbins
The battle with the bottle is nothing so novel. — Elvis Costello
Hello, Harry" said George, beaming at him. "We thought we heard your dulcet tones." "You don't want to bottle up your anger like that, Harry,… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling

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